Step 1: Scroll mindlessly through your social media feeds, pretending to be interested in the lives of people you've never met.
Step 2: Like, comment, and share posts with reckless abandon, hoping for a fleeting sense of validation.
Step 3: Use the infinite scroll to escape the crushing ennui of existence.
Step 4: Create a new account on every platform, just to see what's trending.
Step 5: Use social media to compare your life to others and feel inferior.
Step 6: Share memes to distract yourself from your own existential dread.
Step 7: Create a social media detox plan, then forget to follow it.